Blonde Q&A
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pick it up, pull out the pin, and throw it back

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell. She has got a grenade in her mouth

Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in the back seat?
A. In case she locked her keys in the car.

Q. Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A. Toes go in first

Q. Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theatre?
A. They went to see “Closed for the Winter”

Q. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Q. What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade

Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain cell?
A. Gifted

Q. What is black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blonde electrician